What do you do when your penis turns into the colors of the rainbow?

What do you do when your penis turns into the colors of the rainbow?
This is a very good question. Firstly you must wrap it in damp tissues or toilet paper and let it cool down. Be warned that this may result in some slight shrinkage of the penis and/or genitals. After a period of a few minutes lather the penis with a moisturisor high in vitamin E, sorbelene cream is ideal.
It is now safe to wash the penis in a warm, not hot, shower. Make sure that you do not over heat the penis at this stage or a sudden rush of blood to the area may rupture the blood vessels within the cavernous body of the penis. After the penis is washed and dryed put it to bed with a cup of hot chocolate, ensure that it stays warm and don't allow it to perspire excessively.
Hope this helps and your penis troubles are put to an end.